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They’re panicking now, Greta Tune berg Headstone houses radiate the faintest sound from within Discordia strumming chords from corrupted heartstrings A shadow song Sighed quietly by sirens of the psyche Love in the time of corona Core rupture in the Core zone Crown hymn with many crimson crowns Cauliflowering clusters of blood-soaked ball caps emerging from spiked protein arms Murmur has it Murica’s been reMade to grate again Put away your condoms for the dumb cons Put away your qualms, son Here’s a calm gun We reserved our panic when our students were riddled with bullets Saved it all up for when they got sent home from school We reserved our panic when the leftmost State on the map of our union Erupted in flames And again when the land Down Under Performed a dramatic re-enactment of Mount Horeb’s Burning Bush First the virus came for the communists, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a communist. Then it came for the european unionists, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a european unionist. Then it came to this Land Made for you and me Yeah, you know this tune, man Yesiree! one Nay shunned under god We’re panicking now, you Great Thorn bird Some call it The Boomer Doomer Really terrible, am eYe rite? I’m no misanthrope, nope but I listened listlessly while my own myopia scolded me, saying: You knot only mist the fire You’re entirely blind to the whole rope-a-dope! We humans are malleable, misinformed creatures Taking the shape of our indoctrination Deflated when tentacles yank from our brains Inflated when new ones get stuck there again Our picnicking lips mouthing black and white Rosebuds Or… well? Or… sun wells? Baby Jessica’s death knell The toll of them bells Unheard in hidden valleys Where rich men snort caked lines of cocaine betwixt salty, sick, sweat-slick fake silicon tits Binge on big bowls of ranch dressing-drenched bacon bits atop tips of iceberg Let us pray Let us predate predation Let us masticate Art official Chi Cha row knees, and Eee Ching runes A Circular surge from womb to tomb The latest falsely reported death is More gun than Free man: A Mandala effect This too shall pass gas But will it pass mustered? Catch up if you can… Many shall pass, too Many ways to pass through a threshold, it’s true a waterline divines a dividing line between this thorny crowned quagmire and the malaria aquarium’s white whine Yep, we’re panicking now Greta Thunberg Wipe that grin off your face, you Pestilent child! Care you not? My streaming service has been interrupted! My dreaming shellfish have surrendered their pearls under the stress of interrogation This virus flows memetically merrily down this scary stream Will we ever – even once? – awaken airily from this great american dream? I’m panicking now, Greta Thunberg I can’t even finish my hamberder…
Starting a new blog wasn’t on the agenda today, but it just sort of happened…
Since October of last year, I’ve been messing around off-and-on with generating music via A.I. As with A.I. art, this is a very controversial and divisive platform. The way my musician friends react to finding out about my pastime runs the gamut from them being curious to pissed off.
Each day, a new post will appear featuring an A.I. generated song that you can listen to. Below that will be the title and text of the song. Below the title and text will be an A.I. generated image created using the song’s lyrics as a text prompt for the image. Below that you can read the brief musical text prompt used – along with the lyrics – to generate the audio for the song. Finally, below that, you can read a brief explanation of how the song came to be.
It might sound like a lot, but it’s actually very brief. The first song is called “Time Sighed” and can be listened to by clicking on the link below. I’ll close with the brief story of the song’s origin, which is there in the post…
“In early 2023, someone donated a Steel Tongue Drum to the youth center that my partner and I founded and operate. Each morning or afternoon before we opened, I would play around on the instrument and I gradually started writing a song. As the song was forming on the instrument, a vocal melody began to form but for months I couldn’t come up with lyrics that felt like a good fit. Finally, some lyrics were written based on an experience that had occurred a couple of years prior during a kind of guided meditation that a friend led me through via zoom. During that guided meditation, many of the images mentioned in the song were experienced, like the Red Ladder to The Clouds, the Ancient Cartoon God frolicking with a Grey Female Alien, and another alien sitting in Lotus Pose before a Cave.”
I’ve made some rap songs. We can do that, though. We could either get together or you can send me some lyrics if you want and I could input them. Lyrics and a Song Title. Also, it’s good to enter musical prompts. Sometimes what I do is google “How to describe the music of (a certain artist).” Like, say that you wanted a song to sound like Wu Tang Clan. Right Now I’ll google “How to describe the music of Wu Tang Clan.”
Here’s what the A.I. came up with when I googled that:
Wu-Tang Clan’s music is often described as a unique blend of sharp lyricism, gritty production, and old-school rap influence, all while incorporating martial arts themes and Eastern philosophy. Their debut album, “Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers),” is particularly known for its raw sound, lo-fi production, and the use of kung fu movie samples, making it a landmark release in hip-hop.
So what I would do is just edit that a little bit to create a musical prompt:
Sharp lyricism, gritty production, old-school rap influence, martial arts themes, Eastern philosophy. Raw sound, lo-fi production, kung fu movie samples
There’s a certain poem I often use for trying out new musical prompts and stuff. I’mma go ahead and enter that poem, along with its title, and the musical prompt that might make it come out in the style of Wu Tang. I’ll do that, download the result, and attach it to this email. Right now it’s 11:50AM so we can actually determine how crazy-fast that this can be done. Be Right back…
So now it’s 11:52AM and I’m already listening to the 1st of two results. HAHAHA, it doesn’t sound ANYTHING like WuTang, though. I’ll download the two songs and attach them here.
Ha, version 2 also doesn’t really sound like Wu Tang. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
2 Attachments • Scanned by Gmail
After this exchange with former Willow Saplings Youth Center Intern Ramon, I was looking at “Memories” on Facetiousbook. One of them from more than 10 years ago was a link to a YouTube video featuring Five Starcle Men, a highly eccentric and experimental band hailing from Lancaster, CA that my weird buddy Brad introduced me to back in the late 1990’s. Five Starcle Men have developed a bit of a cult following over the years, so I wondered if Experimental A.I. Generative Google might know about them and be able to describe their music. Here’s what Google’s Generative A.I. came up with for the search “How to describe the music of Five Starcle Men:”
Five Starcle Men, an experimental and underground band, is known for their heavily distorted, sampled music, often featuring dextromethorphan-fueled rambling and alien abduction themes. Their music is characterized by a blend of chaotic, electronic sounds, spoken word, and drug-induced narratives.
Here’s a more detailed breakdown of their sonic style:
Distorted and Edited Samples:Their music is built upon a foundation of heavily manipulated and altered sound samples.
Dextromethorphan-fueled Rambling:Members of the band recorded their music while under the influence of the drug dextromethorphan (DXM), which contributed to the psychedelic, rambling nature of their lyrics and vocals.
Alien Abduction and Other Themes:Common themes in their music include demons, aliens, space, and other surreal or fantastical concepts.
Electronic Gadgets and Circuit Bending:They utilized a variety of electronic gadgets and experimented with circuit bending, adding further layers of distortion and unconventional sounds.
Live Performances:Their live shows were known for their unique costumes, alien-related props, and loud, often chaotic music.
“Pizza Hut Families Rule”:A notable song, “Pizza Hut Families Rule,” was often played at their live shows and sometimes resulted in police intervention.
Delusional Reality:Members of Five Starcle Men constructed their music and performances to create a heightened, sometimes delusional aesthetic for themselves and their audience.
Five Starcle Men, an underground experimental psychedelic …Nov 16, 2020 — What’s notable is that, of the found music we have, their music became less and less coherent, as if they’ve gone mad.Reddit · r/LetsTalkMusic
Gomba Reject Ward Japan | FIVE STARCLE MENFive Starcle Men: These kids were involved in alien drug torture and deadly cartoon culture governments. They loved performing the…Lost Frog Productions
Five Starcle Men Discography: Vinyl, CDs, & More | DiscogsProfile: Lancaster, CA / Austin, TX / Colorado Springs, CO-based experimental outfit active from 1992 – 1998. Their music consiste…Discogs
I shortened that to: Heavily distorted and edited samples, Rambling, alien abduction testimonials, Circuit-bent toys, Drug-induced ramblings, Themes like demons, aliens, and space, Highly experimental And then added some actual Five Starcle Men lyrics and the song title that the lyrics were from and SUNO generated something for me that didn’t sound any more like Five Starcle Men than the Wu Tang Clan prompt-generated music sounded like Wu Tang Clan.
Then I looked up How to Describe the Music of… My friend Brad’s old Recording Project. And that’s how I got the Musical Prompt that resulted in the song this post is based upon, only with some of my own lyrics (“Gargoyle’s & Garden Gnomes”). And now we have a very strange new persona to explore (Stark Placenta Men).